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A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via shadowsfate)

outofcontextdnd:

Stable Boy: I am not a worthy suitor to my Lady. I am nothing but her riding instructor. I have no money or power to offer to her.

Bard: At least you have stable employment.