January 2012
38 posts
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
The art of trolling.
shittumblrsays:
December 2011
74 posts
patrick-notpat:
tyleroakley:
WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?!
EVERYTHING IS RIGHT.