“Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”
“Detective, I discovered her in an alleyway. She’s been shot thirteen times. What do you want me to do with the body?”
“Now what did my roommate do with that box of razor blades I bought…?”
“Doctor, only one donor heart has arrived, but we have two patients! What do we do?!”
“Welcome to Splinters R’ Us. What can I do for you today?”
“You’ve been charged with felony sex with a lamppost, what is your plea?”
