Posted on Saturday, 7 November 2009

I’ve got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying “No”. So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say “no” to. “Do you keep my hair in place?… Do you keep my documents in order?… Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain’t sayin’ shit.
Mitch Hedberg (via somethingintellectual)

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    haha. effin fans and their tendency to blow my curly hair FRIZZY as carrottop’s fuzzfest
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